I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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