She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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