did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The uberlube is also flammable
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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