He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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