I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
