I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
