This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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