apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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