Got a toothbrush?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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