I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
