idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sponge bath it is.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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