Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize