There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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