first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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