Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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