Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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