So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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