I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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