How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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