Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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