I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
They took my balls.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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