Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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