I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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