it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I still have a little drunk in my system
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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