i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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