So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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