Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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