i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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