you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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