I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize