ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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