i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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