We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm bleeding and have questions
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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