Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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