He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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