Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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