This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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