Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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