Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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