Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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