So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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