my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
