He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
