He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Can Purell be used as lube?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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