C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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