Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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