every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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