Do vagina's smell?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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