I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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