Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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