that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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