just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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