Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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