ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
