i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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