He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
