He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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