you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Boobs speak an international language.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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